Word To The Wise: “Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.” —– There was a truck driver who had to deliver… Click To Read More "Smiles – November 2018"
Word To The Wise: “A classic is a book that is much praised, rarely read.” —– A traveler got to the airline counter and presented her ticket to New York.… Click To Read More "Smiles – October 2018"
Word To The Wise: “People seldom thing alike until it comes to buying wedding presents.” —– When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his… Click To Read More "Smiles – September 2018"
Word To The Wise: “There is no revenge as complete as forgiveness.” —– One day in the Army, I was assigned KP (kitchen police) duty. I reported to the mess… Click To Read More "Smiles – August 2018"
Word To the Wise: “Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener.” —– A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told… Click To Read More "Smiles – July 2018"
Three gentlemen were all born the same year and decided to go to lunch together to celebrate turning 50. They decided to go out to the local German restaurant because… Click To Read More "Smiles – January 2017"
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Common Sense is not trying. ——- A large, two-engine train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains,… Click To Read More "Smiles – August 2016"
Smiles & Humor
Word To The Wise: “Eventually you stop lying about your age and start bragging…. A very, very stingy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"
Smiles & Humor
Word To The Wise: ~One nice thing about being over the hill is that you begin to pick up speed. ____________________________________________________________________ A visitor to Israel attended a recital and… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"
Smiles & Humor
Word To The Wise: ~ The road to success is always under construction. ___________________________________________________________________ God called down to Moses and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"
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Smiles 14-7
During a heart-to-heart discussion, Dad asked, “Have you ever heard of hell?” Five-year-old Andy thought for a moment, then said, “No, but I’ve heard of heck!” One pastor said that… Click To Read More "Smiles 14-7"