Word To The Wise: “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” —– A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every… Click To Read More "Smiles – February 2019"
Word To The Wise: “When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.” —– A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are… Click To Read More "Smiles – January 2019"
Word To The Wise: “Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf.” —– My older son loves school, but his younger brother Tommy absolutely… Click To Read More "Smiles – December 2018"
Word To The Wise: “Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.” —– There was a truck driver who had to deliver… Click To Read More "Smiles – November 2018"
Word To The Wise: “A classic is a book that is much praised, rarely read.” —– A traveler got to the airline counter and presented her ticket to New York.… Click To Read More "Smiles – October 2018"
Word To The Wise: “People seldom thing alike until it comes to buying wedding presents.” —– When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his… Click To Read More "Smiles – September 2018"
Word To The Wise: “There is no revenge as complete as forgiveness.” —– One day in the Army, I was assigned KP (kitchen police) duty. I reported to the mess… Click To Read More "Smiles – August 2018"
Word To the Wise: “Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener.” —– A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told… Click To Read More "Smiles – July 2018"
Word To The Wise “Never lend money. It gives people amnesia.” —– A cop stops a guy for speeding. Guy: “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think… Click To Read More "Smiles – June 2018"
Word to the Wise: “Never judge people by their relatives.” —– A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told us you… Click To Read More "Smiles – May 2018"
Word To The Wise: “If some people said what they thought, they’d be speechless.” —– The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of… Click To Read More "Smiles – April 2018"
Word To The Wise “If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has.” —– A lady noticed her husband standing on… Click To Read More "Smiles – March 2018"