Word To The Wise: If your troubles are deep-seated and long-standing, try kneeling. "There you go, Pastor. The Youth have now officially started the 7-Day Prayer & Fasting Lock-in" Thankfully Noah ignored prejudiced and spiteful animal rivalry Having found the Bag-Head Tribe, Dave and Earl do what must be done to bring them the Gospel. 1 Cor. 9:23 --- A
Word To The Wise: “People seldom thing alike until it comes to buying wedding presents.” ----- When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning …" "Of course," replied the
Word To the Wise: “Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener.” ----- A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried. "I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now." ----- Dentist: "Just try to relax.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Common Sense is not trying. ------- A large, two-engine train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there," the engineer thought,