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Word To The Wise: If your troubles are deep-seated and long-standing, try kneeling.     "There you go, Pastor. The Youth have now officially started the 7-Day Prayer & Fasting Lock-in"                         Thankfully Noah ignored prejudiced and spiteful animal rivalry                         Having found the Bag-Head Tribe, Dave and Earl do what must be done to bring them the Gospel.  1 Cor. 9:23                 --- A

Word To The Wise: “Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.” ----- There was a truck driver who had to deliver 100 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving through the desert, the truck broke down. He waved another truck down and offered the

Word To The Wise: "A classic is a book that is much praised, rarely read." ----- A traveler got to the airline counter and presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase

Word To The Wise: “People seldom thing alike until it comes to buying wedding presents.” ----- When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning …" "Of course," replied the

Word To The Wise: “There is no revenge as complete as forgiveness.” ----- One day in the Army, I was assigned KP (kitchen police) duty. I reported to the mess hall and was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of soup for tonight's dinner. I

Word To the Wise: “Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener.” ----- A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried. "I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now." ----- Dentist: "Just try to relax.

Three gentlemen were all born the same year and decided to go to lunch together to celebrate turning 50. They decided to go out to the local German restaurant because the food was good. The next time they celebrated turning 60 years old and decided to go to the local German

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Common Sense is not trying. ------- A large, two-engine train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there," the engineer thought,