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Word To The Wise: “It is important to have a right attitude. When you wake each morning do you say, “Good Lord, morning!” or do you say, “Good morning, Lord!” ----- A state trooper stopped a Congressman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After he handed him a ticket, the Congressman asked,

Word to the Wise: “Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people” – Eleanor Roosevelt ----- Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to “Go forth and multiply!” He’s closing the great doors of the ark when he notices that there are two

Words to the Wise: “avoid popularity if you would have peace.” – Abraham Lincoln ----- Brat – a child who acts like yours , but belongs to the neighbor ----- Did you know there are three kinds of memory…good, bad, and convenient? ----- "My wife gave me a smart watch for Christmas. It knows when I'm sleeping,

Word To The Wise: “The important thing to remember is not to forget.” ------- The little “Service Engine” warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads “Me Again.” ------ Q: What’s the most common cause of death in newlyweds? A: Eating at Home ----- "Do we have any visitors with us this morning?"   ----- It was a cold winter

Word to the Wise: “Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away and barefoot” ----- Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. ----- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher

Words to the Wise: "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure" ----- Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? A: