Word To The Wise “If all your problems are behind you, you might be a school bus driver.” —– New Year’s Resolutions 2014: I will get my weight… Click To Read More "Smiles – February 2018"
Word to the Wise: “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” —– “Dad, I… Click To Read More "Smiles – January 2018"
Word to the Wise: “Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?” —–… Click To Read More "Smiles – December 2017"
Word to the wise “Playing golf is a lot like raising children. You keep thinking you’ll do better next time.” —– A Catholic nun at the monastery opened a letter… Click To Read More "Smiles – November 2017"
Word To The Wise: “If absence makes the heart grow fonder, a lot of folks must love their churches.” —– A blind man sat on the steps of a public… Click To Read More "Smiles – October 2017"
Smiles 27-12
“Christmas is unusual. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?” This guy wanted a boat… Click To Read More "Smiles 27-12"
Word to the Wise “He who is grateful is never truly poor, and he who isn’t grateful is never truly rich.” —– The story is told that a 75-year-old lady… Click To Read More "Smiles – September 2017"
Word To The Wise Anybody who’s busy pulling on the oars hasn’t got time to rock the boat. —– Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking… Click To Read More "Smiles – August 2017"
Word To The Wise ” A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.” —- A nun who worked for a local home health care agency was… Click To Read More "Smiles – July 2017"
The priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.” Sister Mary… Click To Read More "Smiles – June 2017"
The next time you feel that God can’t use you, just remember… ~ Noah was a drunk ~ Abraham was too old ~ Isaac was a daydreamer ~ Jacob was… Click To Read More "Smiles – May 2017"
Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40. —– A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for… Click To Read More "Smiles – April 2017"