“Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.” * * * * * A Rabbi went to the barber shop. After his… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor – March 2016"
Smiles & Humor – February 2016
There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came to his… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor – February 2016"
Smiles – January 2016
Child at dinner table: “Are caterpillars good to eat?” Parent: “No. Why would you ask a question like that?” Child: “Well, there was one in your salad, but it’s gone… Click To Read More "Smiles – January 2016"
Smiles & Humor – December 2015
“The road to success is always under construction.” ——- A minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the children’s message. It seems the sanctuary… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor – December 2015"
Smiles – November 2015
“The greatest of all faults is to imagine you have none.” * * * * * One day four pastors swapped their suits for polos and khakis and went to… Click To Read More "Smiles – November 2015"
Smiles – October 2015
“Advice is like cooking – you should try it before you feed it to others.” * * * * * Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them… Click To Read More "Smiles – October 2015"
Smiles – September 2015
“The greatest of all faults is to imagine you have none.” * * * * * Johnny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife a gift for… Click To Read More "Smiles – September 2015"
Smiles – August 2015
“Laughter is good medicine. It’s like jogging on the inside.” * * * * * * * My high school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but… Click To Read More "Smiles – August 2015"
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Word To The Wise: “Eventually you stop lying about your age and start bragging…. A very, very stingy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"
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Word To The Wise: ~One nice thing about being over the hill is that you begin to pick up speed. ____________________________________________________________________ A visitor to Israel attended a recital and… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"
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Word To The Wise: ~ The road to success is always under construction. ___________________________________________________________________ God called down to Moses and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"
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Word to the Wise: You are not finished when you lose. You are finished when you quit. * * * * * * * While walking along the sidewalk in… Click To Read More "Smiles & Humor"