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Word To The Wise: "Eventually you stop lying about your age and start bragging....   A very, very stingy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the pearly gates by Peter, who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion until they came to the end

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Word To The Wise: ~One nice thing about being over the hill is that you begin to pick up speed. ____________________________________________________________________   A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium

Smiles & Humor

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Word To The Wise: ~ The road to success is always under construction. ___________________________________________________________________ God called down to Moses and said, "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" Moses replied, "Most merciful God, if I have brought you any favor, please give me the good news first." "Moses, the good

Smiles 14-7

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During a heart-to-heart discussion, Dad asked, "Have you ever heard of hell?" Five-year-old Andy thought for a moment, then said, "No, but I've heard of heck!" One pastor said that his church people would be the first to go up in the rapture. He gave this reason: "The Bible says: 'The

SMILES – Vol. 3 No. 2

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A young girl went to her pastor and confessed that she feared she had incurred the sin of vanity. "What makes you think that?" asked the minister. "Because every morning when I look into the mirror I think of how beautiful I am." "Never fear, my girl," was the reassuring reply."