A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom as the children drew pictures. The teacher would occasionally walk around and see each child’s artwork. As she approached one little girl who… Click To Read More "Smiles – March 2017"
Christmas was finally over and the pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Boy, am I ever tired.” Her husband looked over at her and said, “I had to… Click To Read More "Smiles – February 2017"
Three gentlemen were all born the same year and decided to go to lunch together to celebrate turning 50. They decided to go out to the local German restaurant because… Click To Read More "Smiles – January 2017"
~ Every year Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a Clearance Sale. —– This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started… Click To Read More "Smiles – December 2016"
Therapy is expensive. Popping that bubble wrap stuff is cheap. You choose. —– Little Johnny opened his birthday gift from Gramma. It was a water pistol! He squealed with delight and… Click To Read More "Smiles – November 2016"
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. —– MY HOUSEWORK PHILOSOPHY I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run… Click To Read More "Smiles – October 2016"
~ Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral. —– The old time pastor was galloping down the road,… Click To Read More "Smiles – September 2016"
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Common Sense is not trying. ——- A large, two-engine train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains,… Click To Read More "Smiles – August 2016"
Love your enemies. It’ll drive them nuts. —– —– In September of 2005, a Social Studies schoolteacher from Arkansas did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of… Click To Read More "Smiles – July 2016"
One man was from England, one from France and one from Canada. They got acquainted and started talking about their wives. The guy from England began by saying: “I told… Click To Read More "Smiles – June 2016"
A pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He telephoned the police. Since there did not appear to be… Click To Read More "Smiles – May 2016"
Smiles – April 2016
The Top Ten Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different If It Had Been Written By College Students The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning…cold. The Ten… Click To Read More "Smiles – April 2016"